Things that Piss me Off

Has anyone seen this commercial?

This pisses me off a lot. That is clearly not a commercial in which some kids are racing home. Clearly that was filmed as a commercial in which bullies are trying to kick the crap out of that smaller kid and he hides in Mommy's van. Anyone see a problem with that? I don't. The Chrystler Town and Country: it'll keep you safe from bullies! What a great sales pitch. Are we so weak as a people that we can't even pretend that bullies exist?

You know what else pisses me off? Pizza.

More serious than you think.

No, not the existence of pizza. That's great. No, it's ordering pizza and here's why.

me: I'd like to order one large pepperoni and socks pizza for delivery, please?
pizza employee: Sweet. I know who you are since you order sock pizza all the time, so that'll be fifteen dollars. Give us about fortyminutesI'mGoingToHangUpNowRealFast ....
me: Hey! Wait, wait! I need to give you my credit card number.
pizza employee: What's this? A credit card, you say? I have no idea of what you speak, since you have called back into 1984, sir. Prithee, what is this modern marvel?

Seriously ... if you're taking my order on the phone for pizza, something I presume you do many times each day, why would you not ask how I'm going to pay? Am I the only person alive who uses a credit card here? Is the machine hard to corner and likely to bite? What the hell is your problem? Seriously.

And what does she think is going to happen? That she's going to craftily get me off the phone real fast and suddenly cash will just magically appear in my wallet, as if her aversion to asking me for a form of payment is a mystical ATM?

My mom calls it the "ATM Machine".

So now your driver get to my house with a pizza, and I hand him a card. And he looks at me like I'm a retard and says "I cain't run that thar plastic thingee". And then I, what? Nothing. Probably i tell him to shove his now unwanted pizza up his hairy wrinkled ass and then you're out a pizza, I'm out a pizza, he's out gas and a tip and I never order pizza from you again. Who the hell is training these people?

Usually lists of things that piss me off come in threes, but I'm coming up short on a third unless you could "I keep getting insufficient amounts of sleep".

I'm going to go to bed soon.